sneaky-rock
to attack or injure (often as a result of friendly play) someone who is unprepared for an -ssault.
“oh my god did you see that guy get sneaky-rocked by that foul ball?”
“my roommate used my deodorant again so i sneaky-rocked him in the head when he got home from work.”
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