sneaky snake

a sneaky person (male) that gets away with doing things that he should not do.
a story teller
-opens iphone box- “wow! joel’s p-n-s! you sneaky snakes!”
when a man is making out with a woman, and slowly pulls his p-n-s out and when shes not paying attention to it, he puts it in her mouth
example 1:dude i totally sneaky snaked my girlfriend last night! it was hilarious!
example 2:dude, im in the hospital cuz i sneaky snaked a stranger and they bit my p-n-s
when a male is sleeping next to a female. he takes her hand and puts it inches away from his p-n-s and wakes her up so she moves her hand and touches his p-n-s
tironi told me to sneak into dan’s sisters room and give her a sneaky snake.
when you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.

note: to perform this act, prior consent must be given.
hey, i may give you the sneaky snake tomorrow morning, if that’s ok.
the art of m-st-rb-t-ing in your room when a family member is in the next room
(your in your room jacking it)
mom/wife-im home!
you- oh sh-t(pull up pants fast)
you just pulled a sneaky snake
one who creeps through the gr-ss on his soft under-belly.
sneaky snake is creaping up alongside the truck. guess it’s time to do a little snake-huntin!!
when you’re talking to a girl at the bar and your friend comes up to hit on her. to be properly executed, the friend must not understand that he could talk to any other girl in the place, or how shady it is that he only waits for you to break the ice for him without asking.
“tim didn’t give me a heads up that he wanted to talk to this girl, so i -ssumed if i talked to her i wouldn’t get interrupted by him. at the very least he could just ask me to break the ice if he’s shy, instead of pulling the sneaky snake.”