Snexting
noun. portmanteau of “next” and “s-xting.” present participle of the verb “to snext”. the act of sending explicitly s-xual text messages to a person directly next to you; s-xting with intense proximity.
guy: w-ssup girl, wanna send me some dirty pictures and/or s-xually explicit text messages over medium-to-long distance?
girl: i’d love to, but wouldn’t it be better if we snexted instead? i crave your warmth and love a good s-xt, but my goodies are on lockdown.
guy: totes! snexting is the ultimate compromise!
the act of texting a friend, lover, or stranger of snuggling. commonly confused with s-xting, snexting involves no s-xual activities and only snuggling actions.
these activities may include, but is not limited to, laying together on the bed, sitting on the couch next to each other, or anywhere under a blanket together.
it is also quite likely that snexting will lead to s-xting. not ironically it tends to be more likely than snuggling leads to s-x.
during a long day of work ryan started thinking of his girlfriend sandra. desperate to get home to her and her lovely body but too overly tired to have phenomenal s-x with her, ryan began snexting her of that evening’s potential activities. sandra so overjoyed of her desire to do such things with her boyfriend began to prepare a movie, food, and the living room for the evening’s scheduled activities. she even got out an ideal outfit involving a loose fitting t-shirt and sweatpants, as well as taking the special extra soft, comfy, warm blanket out of the closet. the rest of the day went by quickly as the happy couple snexted each other enthusiastically. when they reconvened at home they reenacted all the acts they had been snexting each other all day, and soon fell asleep satisfied and in one another’s arms.
snarky texting. snexting occurs when people can hear the sneering judgment in your voice as they read your text messages.
one possible case of snexting: “thanks for that useful information. obviously it was totally worth it to stop what i was doing to hear that. if you’ll excuse me, i’m going to move on with my life now.”
1) a text message received from a member of the opposite s-x making it clear they want to hook up.
2) a text message sent to a member of the opposite s-x making it clear you want to hook up.
“i need to start snexting so i have someone to hook up with later tonight.”
“have you sent any snexts today?”
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