snot hand
a term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one’s nose into one’s bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.
kenny: “oh my word, henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! who does that?”
lenny: “yikes, now he’s shaking joat’s hand with his snot hand!”
penny: “i don’t feel bad, joat has had d-ck hand since he updated his p-rnfolio this afernoon.”
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