Snugglewhumpus


a rare specimen of straight male who enjoys cuddling and/or snuggling and being close to a woman, and doesn’t require s-x to enjoy her company.
my boyfriend is such a snugglewhumpus!

every woman wants a snugglewhumpus of her own!!

oooh, she is so lucky to have a snugglewhumpus!

eeeeeeeeeeee!!! i love you snugglewhumpus!

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