snurch


when you’re eating or drinking and you laugh and the food gets stuck at the back of your throat and you snort.
“woah dude you okay?”
“yeah i just snurched.”
4 more definitions
to steal or swipe an available item. usually used in a joking manner.
that is so cool! i’m snurching it, if you don’t mind.
z.nerr-ch

to sniff back a noseful of snot because either you haven’t got a handkerchief or you’re just too lazy to blow your nose.

this is the opposite of a “pitmon’s hankie”, whereby you press a thumb or finger against a nostril and blow forth snot through the other one onto the pavement.
“stop snurching and blow your nose you derty get… i’m trying to eat me dinner here!”

from “biggles grebs aloft” by monty w. bungingham
an amazing website that looks at the world, one city at a time, with large snarky eyes.
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apparently ‘smell’, as a verb. i knew a roadie who sometimes included the word in the lines he yelled from the truck at p-ssing girls. this was uk, circa 1975, and the roadie was from the county of dorset.
“gie us a snurch of yer knickers”!

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