soccer mom slizzard
slizzard as in the song “like a g6″… soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or milfs and they are all getting drunk as f-ck, and crawling all over the younger men. everyone has experienced women doing this. if you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.
yo man, cindy’s mom was so soccer mom slizzard when i banged her.
i was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.
that chick is soccer mom slizzard.
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