when you use social media to m*st*rb*t*
bro, last night was an intense social fap. i used instagram and twitter!
- solo netflix and chill
where your watching netflix and your watching x-men with jennifer lawrence basically naked so you have a w*nk yo dude what u doing after school? just solo netflix and chilling bro that’s sick bro!!
old scottish word meaning “to chase girls around among the haystacks after dark.” i saw sean sprunting after cailyn when i got up for a drink late last night. a name for a fict*tious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by george carlin. sure, i always carry sprunt in my purse. right next to my red flag […]
the tips of the woman b*lls, if you know what i mean? they are often bouncy, round, and gorgeous!!!!!!!! “man, those squirtias are smokin’ hot!” sk*nk b**b nipple sl*t t*ts
- sugar money
money a person gets buy doing being a stripper and or prost*tute “i have to go to work at the club tonight to get my sugar money”