Socially challenged
someone who doesn’t talk much. people usually tend to not even notice them when in a conversation with multiple people. these socially challenged ones don’t say a word, but when they do, they’re fricking hilarious!
dude 1: so i was waiting for the bus and all of a sudden a bird swoops down and into my hair.
dude 2: lol, did it get stuck?
dude 1: no, it attacked my hair then flew off.
socially challenged person:…
dude 1: so, did anything interesting happen to you?
dude 2: nah, just the usual.
socially challenged person: pudding!
dudes 1 and 2: omfg where did u come from?!
socially challenged person: i was here the whole time.
dudes 1 and 2: haha, well whatever you said was frickin’ hilarious!
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