sodomy
the reason why i lost my most recent girlfriend this year
“it won’t hurt, trust me”
when you stick your man rod in your partner’s poo hole. illegal in texas.
prepare to taste sweet sodomy!
the adjectival reference to the biblical term for -n-l s-x.
although joseph didn’t mind the walk, registering for all these new roman taxes felt like sodomy to him.
the journey a man’s p-n-s takes as he goes wanders into the colon
by sticking his 12 incher into billy-bob, joe taught young billy the true meaning of love and sodomy
when peter “comes” in through the back door with or without his rubbers on
in order to achieve sodomy, you must leave your back door open so peter can “come” inside as he pleases
non-v-g-n-l male-female or male-male intercourse of any type.
no elaboration necessary o_o
(n.)it simply means any type of s-xual intercourse held to be abnormal or ‘unnatural'(in other words, every kind besides penetrative v-g-n-l s-x).
it has biblical origins in the book of genesis in the holy bible, which tells the story of the sinful cities of sodom and gamorrah. the term comes from the ecclesiastical latin: pecatum sodomitic-m, or “sin of sodom”.
in religion the term “sodomy” is generally interpreted as referring to both oral s-x and -n-l intercourse, as well as b-st–lity.
however, this can presumably mean many other types of s-xual encounters; it is not unreasonable to cl-ssify kinky and/or fetish-based s-x as sodomy.
so if you think it only means b-tts-x or gay s-x, you’ve obviously never looked it up in a real dictionary.
dude, did you sodomize with your girlfriend last night?
-eww, no! we just had oral s-x.
that’s still technically sodomy, y’know.
-whaaaat?!
“i am a gentleman who likes to partake in sodomy with other fellows on the veranda after my morning tea.”
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