Som


it’s a thai word meaning orange. when thai people says “som lon” or “orange falls”, it’s also a slang meaning you’re having a very good luck.
if you won this lottery ticket, it was just like a big ‘som lon’ on you.
‘suck on my schl-ng’… telling another to suck on your d-ck, could be used as a joke
here are your options buddy: go to the game with me, go to the movies, or soms
state of mind
silicon valley is not a place, it’s a som.
means “sh-t on me” used often in gay s-x
“dude just som, my chest has been dry lately and rub it in after you’ve excreted.”
in the same family as lol but much, much cooler. som stands for sh-t on myself. because lol is played out so bad som has started taking instant messengers by storm by way of hilarious imagery to the person that made the funny comment.

joe: dude we stuck a hot dog in bud’s mouth when he p-ssed out last night and took pictures, total chief!

jimmy: som
song of moment.

an acronym which defines a song that is fitting for the moment. used to create the idea of a “real life modern day musical” using songs from any musical artist.

songs can be sung out loud, written as certain lines or verses, or sent as a link.
text message- “hey, i miss you and i really want to see you.”

text message- “come on over baby! som -link to christina aguilera- come on over (all i want is you)- ”
short on money
d-mn, i really want that laptop but i’m som.

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