Somers Slap
when a woman uses her beef drapes or beef curtains to smack a man across the face following oral s-x. the female answer to the danza slap. named for the great suzanne somers who mastered this move after years on the thighmaster which strengthened the muscles controlling her cameltoe/ninja foot.
b-tch almost knocked me out with her beef drapes when she somers slapped me last night.
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