sonny tool


tex-mex puerto rican who believes strongly in sicilianism and the use of fila and puma track suits. on good days you can hear sonny saying things like “fuggedabout-t” and “you think im funny like a f-ckin clown”
he considers himself a “goomba” and his favorite book is “the goomba’s guide to life” his favorite “hang” is the sons of italy and sonny’s pizza in the bronx
f-ck you fat sh-t! you wanna play wit us ok

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