Southern Omelet
take 3-4 large raw eggs, still in the sh-ll. insert them into a chicks sn-tch. get a frying pan and preheat it to about 350 and add a little oil or b-tter. then kick the girl as hard as you can in the tw-t. make her run around the block and when she returns, have her straddle the pan and squirt out the eggy goodness and enjoy. add mushrooms and cheese for added pizazz.
we were bored the other night so we whipped up a quick southern omelet.
alex was hungry and wanted some food. so we cooked him up a southern omelet with out telling him.
v-g-n-, southern, omelet, food, eggs, frying pan, tw-t, sn-tch, clam, p-ssy, yolk, egg whites, breakfast, delicacy
Read Also:
- southernism
any phrase or changing of a word or object in the southern usa. ain’t is a southernism or “is not” or “isn’t.”
- Spread the Butter
for those that are extremely -ss-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. keeping up with -sshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. it would be easy just to drag your […]
- St00rt
a stupid jack-ss, and an00b. dynamite headdy
- gDay™ with MATE™
a type of google search allowing someone to search up to 24 hours in the future. currently it is in beta and is only available in australia. bob: hey, what are tomorrow’s lotto numbers? joe: oh, i’ll look it up using gday™ with mate™.
- Stacee
a girl with a heart the size of a mountain, completely selfless and genuine. someone who has many close friends and even more interests in life. a gemini, full of sp-nk. hilarious and sarcastic. the life of the party. kinda klutsy sometimes. a truly and deeply p-ssionate and beautiful woman inside and out. biggest downfall […]