southern person


a person, often inbred, who engages in hillbilly-ish activities such as porking the pooch, scr-w-ng close family relatives (incest), feeding and eating pigs, spitting in a tin can, and playing the “banjo.” often racist towards black peoples, calling them hateful names such as n-gg-r, c–n, niglet, negro, etc., and often embarking on c–n hunts. often carries a long-barreled firearm such as a double-barreled shotgun, a regular shotgun (that fires buckshot), or any other similar device. not to be confused with chuck norris or beverly hillbillies. often frequents trailer parks and small country bayous.
the southern persons all went on a c–n hunt, got drunk, and then f-cked their sisters except for the one of the hobos, who was trippin’ on lsd and f-cked his cat instead.

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