southern slam
a deliberate insult said to a person’s face by a southerner who is thought to be giving high praise, but is in fact thoroughly insulting the person. the slam is said in a heavy southern drawl so as to fool the person into thinking you are stupid.
example 1:
upon seeing a woman approach wearing a hideous dress:
southern slammer: “where eva did you get that dress? i simply must know. it takes my breath away!
loosely translated: “that is the fugliest dress i have ever seen. i want to know where you got it so i can avoid that store like the plague!”
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