space port
when you get a tube and stick up your -ss to have the other end placed in a girls v-g-n- while you p–p into said tube.
wow, i just gave that girl one wicked sp-ce port
when a guy is doing a chic, then brings/presses his -sshole against her v-g-n-, forming an airtight seal, then takes a dump into her v-g-n-. vapor lock issues are common.
“man, that was a great sp-ceport your gave me the other night; before that, i would have told you that they weren’t even physically possible!”
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