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  student of law at any aba accredited law school in the united states and its surrounding territories. note: all lawbags are law students, but not all law students are lawbags. but most of them are. lawbags outrank douchebags in douchebaggery. lawbags are known for their knack of committing inane and awkward acts of doucheness while […]

• lazyp

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• cumpunt

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• cumscuttle

  (1) any amount of j-zz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date. (2) anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over j-zz/v-g-n-l fluid; an exclamation of a situation’s ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried s-m-n someplace you hadn’t expected it to […]

• Dowery

  to be superior in all forms of basketball known to man, while retaining a modest height of 5’10”; to laugh so loud as to cause the landlord’s inbred son to threaten you by telling you he has a friend who is a police officer; to snore intelligently – to snore louder if someone tries to […]

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