Spaced shootout
a sp-ced shootout is a slow-motion gunfight using mimed weapons. should include acted-out blood spurts, reloading clips, jammed weapons, etc. anything goes, and feel free to take several injuries before dying. based on a cl-ssic scene in the british comedy sp-ced.
may also be referred to as a sp-ced gunfight, but then you lose the alliteration.
mike: men have gotten an unspoken telepathy. a biological connection between male psyches. whether they know each other or not, put a group of them together, always the same.
brian: what do you mean?
mike: shall we show him, tim?
tim: mike, i really am not in the mood-
mike: (pulls out imaginary shotgun)
tim: oooh shiit!!
(sp-ced shootout ensues)
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