spanked
past participle of spank which means
to attack someone’s -ss while their pants are down and they can’t defend themselves. often for the amus-m-nt of others.
when sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.
to be beaten decisively in a contest, especialy a sporting event.
man, our team got spanked!
to utterly defeat your enemy.
i just “spanked” your whole team with a rocket!
to be f-cked out of your mind. above being sh-t faced.
word created by joe laing.
broooo im so spanked after that 2’6 !
a term used if you’ve done too much ketamine! which usually results in a m-ssive k hole
mate, i’m spanked!!!
that line spanked me!
when your about to make a post about something on a forum,and someone posts it just when you were clicking “submit”, you got spanked.
forum guy 1: heres a youtube link
forum guy 2: i found it on youtube!
(edit) d-mn, i got spanked by forum guy 1
probably british slang. really drunk, or off yer face. possible to use when tired. synonyms include “mashed”, “wasted”, “caned”.
1. dodgy dave was really spanked when he came back from that club last thursday. i wonder how many cheeky fellas he’d necked?
2. i rode my unicycle to the sea and took a swim today. by the time i got back home (it was 30km there and back), picked up some groceries, scrubbed off the sunblock, prepared a green salad and steak dinner, and washed it down with a gl-ss of chianti, i was absolutely spanked.
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