spanktastic


adj. a description attributed to a place, emotion or person to convey the feeling of excitement and satisfaction often with undertones of s-xuality.
“that girl is totally spanktastic.”
used to describe something which is excellent, sh-t hot, worth the wait etc.
opposite of cr-ptastic
dude1: woooww, dude2 my mum is soo totally spanktastic!
dude2: ?
1.) someone or something so s-xy that it makes you want to spank the monkey.
2.) an -ss so fine that when you see it you want to give it a smack.
3.) a severe b-tch-slap beat down.
wow that p-rn was spanktastic!
holy sh-t that -ss is spanktastic!
he got sh-t-kicked last night it was spanktastic!
a really good m-st-rb-t–n session
last night was spanktastic

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