Spears of Doom


when you have about 3-6 days of facial hair growth, but it is still at the rough gritty stage. this facial hair is slightly longer than a normal 5 o’clock shadow or scruff. so this facial hair is the perfect combination of length and roughness to be dangerous when anyone touches it.
last night i was trying to make out with my girlfriend, but my millions of little spears of doom were cutting her face.

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