Sperm Shirt
a t-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift v-g-n- of sorts; to collect s-m-n after -j-c-l-t–n during masturbation.
never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.
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