sperm treequirm


ornamental pear tree (pyrus calleryana chanticleer), smells like sp-nk when in full bloom. see “s-m-n tree” also.
“g-d, i wish my neighbors hadn’t planted that sperm tree next to our fence. now my backyard smells like furniture from a wh-r-house.”

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