sphincter grease
sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər – grees (n.):
1. the resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of “sw-ss” (aka. -ss sweat).
-this advanced state of natural -n-l lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of -n-l condensation, the first being “sw-ss” and the 3rd being “-ss b-tter.” sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding sw-ss into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of -ss b-tter.
i wouldn’t be sliding all over this god d-mned linoleum car seat if it weren’t for all this f-cking sphincter grease
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