sphincter


ring-like muscle found in the -n-s
from the south park song “mr. hankey the christmas poo”
and won’t fall in the toilet
coz he’s just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont drop off and so you
shake your -ss around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does
noun: one’s p–per
gentlemen, rest your sphincters!
the muscle that makes you poo
i had to get 16 st-tches in my sphincter because vitt did me up the -rs-
a muscular ring that closes a bodily opening
i had to sh-t the runs during the whole date with that babe last night. i kept thinking “sphincter, don’t fail me now!”
the circular muscle in your -rs-;
the poo-cutter
“aww that huge cr-p made my sphincter hurt”
possibly the coolest word in the english language
may hurt during -n-l penetration
omg sphincter!!!!
watch out for the sphincter, it might be hard to sh-t!
muscle in ur b-mhole that acts like a railroad switch tie to direct the output
1.if u tickle my b-mhole, i may p–p, or fart
2.i was peeing and my sphincter caused me to flatulate

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