Spicy Elmo
when a girl puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to f-ll-t-.
“i bet hooters chicks give really great spicy elmos.”
“she gave me a spicy elmo so i gave her my blue cheese.”
when a man has -n-l s-x with a woman while she is using a vibrator or d-ld- in her v-g-n-. it’s considered a spicy elmo deluxe if while doing this she performs oral s-x on a third party. preferably another woman.
“that chick is totally hot and what makes her even hotter is that she gets off on the spicy elmo!”
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