Spicy Vagrant
adds a new school twist to the cl-ssic hot carl / hot carlos. step 1. eat large, spicy ethnic meal (use ethiopian or kenyan food for best results). step 2. find sleepy / p-ssed out vagrant. step 3. gently place a sheet of saran wrap over his / her mouth. step 4. drop trou and lay a spicy coiler over and into the saran wrap. step 5 (optional). if you are feeling daring and aroused, style points can be added by pushing your d-ck through the p–p and breaking the saran wrap barrier. step 6. profit!
man, did you see the hobo out side the office this morning? looks like someone pulled a “spicy vagrant” on him last night.
d-mn, i feel terrible today, i p-ssed out at the party last night and someone laid a “spicy vagrant” on me. f-ckers!
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