Spider Dick
a term that descibes a d-ck during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight d-cks as opposed to one.
-he has such a spider d-ck. i honestly thought i’d been tricked into a gang bang until i turned around.
-if only i had a spider d-ck then maybe i could be lucky with the ladies as well.
-spider d-ck, spider d-ck, does whatever a spider d-ck does, spin a web? no it’ cant, it’s a d-ck! what a d-ck! look ouuuutt, here comes the spider d-ck!
when a girl you are banging has not had s-x in so long that you have to go through the cobwebs and get bit on the d-ck by a spider.
i was with this girl the other night and she gave me spiderd-ck!
refers to a particularly small p-n-s; similar to the size of a male spiders’ genitalia.
tony has a spiderd-ck, i didn’t even feel it! but, he could do it for hours!!
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