Spider Pussy
spiders have p-ssy so good that a male spider is going to try to f-ck even though the b-tch is gonna try and eat him. when a crazy -ss b-tch p-ssy so good you keep trying to f-ck even though she will ruin your life.
justin; you hear jerry still fooling with nene?
gunther; didn’t she file an e.p.o. on him, and attack him with scissors.
justin; sure did, she got that spider-p-ssy, yo.
old v-g-n-, usually with cobb-webs. wrinkly puss. old infected with spider p-ssy.
dj walked in on his grandma while she was clensing her spider p-ssy, with a dust rag & some pledge.
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