spidernoid
when one is paranoid about being approached by an unwelcomed 8 legged creature, usually known as a spider.
im so spidernoid right now!
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- jazz about
to move around, relocate to somewhere else. ive been on crutches for 5 weeks, but i can still jazz about!, he was jazzin about all over the shop!, he wont be jazzin about for a while!, oy rob, jazz over here!!
- spin a bitch
when driving down a wide and empty road, to jerk the steering wheel as hard as you can the other direction in order to get on the opposite side of the street, in the fastest, most efficient tread depleting manner. also called a zero point turn. sh-t dude, wendys was back there! should i spin […]
- Emotional Units (EU's)
emotional units: (also known as eu’s) aggravation, anger, sadness, or rage as measured in non specific units, or as a measure of personal energy. shorthand for a problem or issue that is consuming a lot of attention , usually in a relationship. “i’m not going to spend emotional units (eu’s) on your ex-boyfriend anymore.”
- jengula
a word originating from arabic meaning infant, when used in slang it refers to the size of male genitalia as an insult. it comes to mean baby d-ck. see also needle d-ck. person #1: oh man! that dude’s swimsuit just fell down! person #2: nasty! that’s a jengula if i’ve ever seen one.
- Leaving your gum downtown
refers to the unfortunate and unintended disposal of chewing gum in the pubic hair or pubic region of the recipient of oral s-x by the performer who fails to keep his/her gum securely placed in an unused part of the mouth. 911 operator: “911. what is your emergency?” teenage caller: “omg my boyfriend left his […]