Splash-N-Dash
a splash-n-dash is when a person (usually male) goes to someone’s house for a quick booty call & then leaves immediately after. a splash-n-dash usually occurs on a sunday but can happen any day of the week.
preston: “hey nate, you weren’t gone for very long, must have been another splash-n-dash sunday?”
the act of using mouth rinse when running late instead of brushing, normally on your way out of the house, often just spitting the rinse into a potted plant or outside in the gr-ss while entering your car.
guy1: “forgot to brush! my mouth feels like i’ve been licking amy winehouse.”
guy2: “dude you’re lucky you have a hotel size scope in your hand.”
guy1: “i know right? splash n’ dash. cheers. ”
(guy1: -splash n’ dashes-)
another term for a quick s-x session, commonly said by males.
beatrice: “oooh i’m feeling a bit h-rny, have we got time??!”
jeffrey: “we’ll have to be quick, just a splash’n’dash.”
a term used to discribe either
1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a p-ss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a p-ss then quickly running off
brb just gunna have a splash n dash
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