splatter dragon
the remnants of a big, gross toiletbowl blowout. when someone deficates in the toilet with such velocity that feces is blown all over the sides and underneath the seat.
man after eating all of that spoiled seafood, that dude ran in there and shook the walls with an explosive, gross splatter dragon! i would hate to be the janiter on that one!
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