Splenga


a game in which while smoking a spliff between two or more people, the ash remains intact causing the smokers to smoke said spliff vertically. then once the ash falls onto someone and/or in their mouth or eyes the other players yell “splenga!” as if they were playing “jenga”. there are no winners in splenga, only losers.
“last night we played splenga with timmy, he got ash in his eye twice!”

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