Misery Master


a individual who has severe western world misery. usually failed in college and just tries to survive. for instance, working at the local post terminal or as a janitor at the hospital earning minimum wage.

the misery master dreams of a better life for himself that does include misery of any kind.

not getting laid and growing old and disgusting does not concern the misery master since more pressing misery occupies his time.
guy 1: d-mn i am tired i worked 5pm to 5am and earn close to nothing wtf!?
guy 2: your such a misery master!

guy 1: d-mn i got to move in with my parents and i am 27!
guy 2: man your straight up misery master!

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