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• split shift

  to have a day off in between drinking, normally in the sense of the weekend from thursday to sunday. jack: hey bro you getting crunk all weekend? scotty: no im only doing a split shift.

• completely fair

  an inappropriate, cold response to a serious or emotional situation or comment from someone. to be used when the responder really doesn’t give a sh-t. most effective when used as a hashtag to a ridiculous situation. for example, ruthless capitalist extraordinaire kevin o’leary saying it’s a “great thing” that 3.5 billion people live in abject […]

• splosh

  noun: a s-xual/sensual food party, in which partic-p-nts cover each other in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. eating the food off each other is optional. nudity and s-xual interactions often follow. other common usages are the present verb splosh and the present participle verb form sploshing. “we were at this sploshing party and […]

• Lost In The Wiki's

  going on wikipedia to search and spending way longer than needed because you click on other names. dude, i was going to call you back but i got lost in the wiki’s. i was looking up john goodman and an hour later i found myself at francis ford coppola. did you know he and nicholas […]

• spodum

  (spoe-dum) 1.(noun) :another word for s-m-n such as c-m, sp-nk or snot shot. 2.(noun) :any unknown sticky semi-gelatinous substance. 1.ole slick w-lly should have never left that spodum on monica’s dress ! 2. holy sh-t girl ! what’s that spodum on your chin ?!?

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