Split personality texter
during a text messaging conversation, a person who is completely different compared to the same person you were just talking to face to face.
during text:
person a: “wow i super hate her”
person b: “why?”
person a: “she’s so annoying, i’m never hanging with her again.”
during real interaction:
person a is seen hanging out with “annoying” person
person b: (wow, what a split personality texter)
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