Splitting the atom
when two guys jack off facing each other and blow at the same time, the j-zz collides and splits the atom!! if you miss then its all downhill from there
nicko and damo were splitting the atom last night after a wonderful docking session and moonlight dinner
one last drink/toke that really finishes you off.
“man, those first 3 joints were ok, but that last one really split the atom”
“wow, talk about splitting the atom, im nuked”
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