sploingable is a term used by professional memers to describe their dankest friend’s sister. similar words include: sploing, sploinged and sploinging. to sploing someone is to c-m or f-ck really hard inside your dankest friend’s sister.
it can also be used to describe your dankest friend’s sister in a very erotic, s-xual manor.
oi wagwan, your sister is proper sploingable init fam.
your sister is proper fit so i sploinged here last night.
jake’s sister makes me so h-rny, i wanna sploing her so hard
*knock knock* don’t come in, your sister is getting a sploinging.
neasan is usually one of the funniest problems u could meet always has something to say and usually is disliked by one person if you have a friend like neasan your in for the ride of your life neasan what a guy
- elijah kelly
elijah kelly is a dude who don’t give a f-ck about your feelings or what your going through. and this motherf-cker gets hoes but he and he can’t stay loyal to one. elijah kelly is a bad motherf-cker.
unique in many ways. a cool cat. occasionally awkward. always has a revolving door. but is very hip. he has a good heart although he has a little temper. he is smart and has no pregidious about anyone. he keeps his promise. should not drink excessively! he is always innovative and thinks outside the box. […]
a dumb f-ck wannabe scientist 1: i wanna be a scientist 2: you suck at science, you’re suck a tannous 1: no he is a dumb f-ck
when a female feels ent-tled to something because she is a woman. “i deserve to be treated like a princess!” “sure suzie, that’s femt-tlement speaking”