a dumb f-ck wannabe scientist
1: i wanna be a scientist
2: you suck at science, you’re suck a tannous
1: no he is a dumb f-ck
when a female feels ent-tled to something because she is a woman. “i deserve to be treated like a princess!” “sure suzie, that’s femt-tlement speaking”
- whaddaya know
something that one says when they are surprised by an outcome of a situation or when they are surprised to hear something. thought my next tattoo is going to be a gang tattoo but whaddaya know, it’s gonna be bees.
- panic potty parade
when you’re going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, sh-t coming on feeling. you start to panic, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the panic potty parade. old people, dump trucks, semis driving slow as f-ck! this, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . […]
a person who uses and abuses drugs. he’s sucha a d-mn snuffster!
- one ended stick
a p-n-s “wanna see my one ended stick?”