spontinuity
a (according to google) very common misspelling of the word ‘spontaneity’.
george: hey rhonda do you find there’s a well balanced amount of spontinuity in your life?
rhonda: you spelled ‘spontinuity’ wrong, dumb-ss.
george: the h-ll? how can you tell how i spell words when i’m talking to you?!
spontinuity n. combined form of spontaneous and continuity. a continual ability to be spontaneous.
“wow you’re always so spontaneous, you have such spontinuity!”
the ability to be spontaneous; the ability to keep a girlfriend.
“why don’t you take your girlfriend to greece? that would increase your spontinuity.”
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