spotted
when you message someone via your choice of social media, and they’ve read your message but do absolutely nothing with their social media for an extremely long time.
bob: h-llo, jim!
jim: -reads the message but does not respond to bob and supposedly does not interact in any other way on that social media-
bob: man, i hate getting spotted by jim…
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“have you heard just dance?”
“no, is it spotted?”
v. when a tampon or pad leaks through your pants, leaving a dark little spot on the -ss of your jeans.
possibly thee most embaressing thing that could happen. especially in public.
girl 1: d-mn it!
girl 2: what?
girl 1: i think i just spotted.
girl 2: oooo! that sucks. i’ll walk behind you, babe.
girl 1: thanks.
person 1: kye borrow some jeans?
perons 2: why?
person 1: i -whisper- spotted…
person 2: they’re in the third drawer.
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