Spudism


a potato based proto-religion phonetically based upon buddhism but not requiring that its followers (spudists) attain a high level of spiritual enlightenment.

followers are frequently one of the following:

1. they are very fond of potatoes
2. they are undergoing a potato only diet.
3. they wish to express their dislike of religion by affirming their allegiance a goofy sounding faith. such a stance is reinforced by att-tudes of christian religious leaders who had, in past centuries, denounced the potato because it wasn’t mentioned in their holy books.

a spudist is also a derogatory term for religious irish people.

a spudist may also refer to someone that eats too many chips/fries/crisps
spudism teaches us that the eating of fries is the true path to happiness.

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