Spunked up
a northern england term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male -j-c-l-t–n.
when you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.
to c-m.
i was laid in bed imagining joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
i beat my meat so hard that i sp-nked up all over.
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