square wheels


whom who cannot wheel a broad.
check out that duster, hes ridding on square wheels!
not being able to pick up chicks.
john : i can too pick up chicks.
josh : but you have square wheels.
when someone cannot wheel somebody, when there wheels are going nowhere, or only last for minimal amounts of time.basically a bad attempt at being a player.
did you see george last night? kid’s never going ot get any with those square wheels
when the act of picking up a girl where it is not working, because of either bad looks or shes not going for you.
wow man that broad is so ugly, its such a square wheel

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