Squat and Cough
the act of physically squatting and coughing in order to dislodge objects hidden and/or stored in the v-g-n-l or -n-l cavities. this method is commonly used in prison inspections and fetish p-rnography.
i hid the contraband in my p-ssy. they made me squat and cough it out, but that was before i had kids so i was still super tight and it didn’t come out.
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