Squeakim
a small, high pitched, funny sounding fart, caused by attempting to make a large fart come out silent in order not to look stupid, in the end making the farter in question look even more stupid.
“i was talking to this girl and i felt a fart coming on, so i tried to adjust my b-tt cheeks to silence it, but it came out as a squeakim. she laughed at me and left.”
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