squided
to get absolutely f-cked beyond belief. originated in 1992 when a young germanist named squidward invented a particular form of binge drinking involving the mixing of deutsche lager with breastmilk. his love for breastmilk may have dwindled but his burning p-ssion to get stupidly drunk in untimely situations remained undying and henceforth to get squided became the latest in a long series of terms meaning to get so drunk you’re no longer aware of what continent you are on and why your underwear is hanging out of another male’s mouth.
guy 1: hey man how’s the head?
guy 2: uuuuuuuuuuuuh
guy 3: don’t worry guy 1 he’s just hideously squided – f-cking wasteman
when you’ve finished having s-x with a female and you came inside of her, wait until it drips out. you then pick her up from under her shoulders while she’s still naked, she flings her legs outward and wide open, you then run towards your friend, she wraps her legs around the back of your friend’s head v-g-n- comes in contact with face, and gets “ink” all over your friend’s face.
ha, did you see when brandon grabbed liz and squided trey? that was cl-ssic!
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