Squimpy


squimpy. as in squeezy quim. a person who is never satisfied and scrunches their face up at everything. they are often so uptight that they may also suffer from vaginismus. favourite prey of university english professors.
actor 1: that girl is so squimpy, i don’t think i’ve ever seen her smile. i bet she’d still have that grimace even during s-x.

actor 2: yeah, but you’d hatef-ck the sh-t out of her and it’d be the greatest experience of your miserable twisted existence.

actor1: indeed.
someone who is extremely unexcellent. he thinks he is above the fray and takes the morale high ground, but in fact he is worst than the rest.
he’s so squimpy!! i can’t believe that squimp!!

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