Squittle
a squirrel that eats skittles
you see a squirrel eating skittles instead of peanuts
a mysterious creature, the squittle is a rare breed of sea lion. there may be only one in known existence. squittle has been know to induce audible, “awwws” upon sight. the squittle has no boundaries. appearance of the rare bread is not limited the sea. the squittle may appear at anywhere at anytime, probably on instagram.
maria loves squittle.
andrew’s day is brightened by the sight of squittle.
lyuk! a wild squittle!
a wet fart, or the juice that creeps out of your b-tthole unexpectedly during a fart
my pants a wet because i let a squittle.
a squirrel that eats skittles
a body of a skittle a squirrel’s tail
you see a squirrel eating skittles instead of nuts
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